Are YOU MUSICALLY TALENTED?

 
1 WEEK -

Astonshing musical abilitys. YOU are in the Mozart classification, a once in a milleniyum phenomenon. Your sounds will live on long after you are dead, and rank as amungst the highest of human acheevements.

2 Week

- onec in a century talent level, think Beethoven, still pretty extraordinry and people will dig your sounds 4 a long time.

3 weeks -

you are getin into te top line of rock adn jazz talent here and you might be the next Miles David or Beatles Territory. For singer songwryters this make you liek Bob Dylan. John Williyumas if you are into film soundtaracks

4 weeks -

Maybe radiohead, pinkfloyd, Bob marley is as much as you can hope for but its still pretty good. Your sounds will influence a generaton or 2but once you are dead most people will forget you.

5 weeks -

you can maybe get a decade or two oiut of the business so you want to think carefully about pension and invstment to pad out your middle age and old times. This os like Muse, Depeche Mode, and some anolamies like U2 and Led Zepellin.

6 week -

Types of music like charty pop are your best bet. YOu might be a Kylie Minogue or Rufus Whineright or Mumford and Sonfs. Enjoy it while it lasts, an try and get a useful skill before it all kicks off, or you will end up teaching audio engineering at your loca college.

7 weks

You might be able to dance music, bland indie pop, shoegazing or maybe DJ. This has the pronlem that you will go deaf quite fast. If you look the aprt though you might say that this is the ground floor for getting a record deal with a majr record labil - but you will usually get dropped bybthe end of the first optin

8 weeks

You might be ok round the campfire when everyone is drunk, in a really bad wedding band, but at this grade yuo are unoriginal, have no feel for musci, and should get abetter hobbby

9 weeks

To all intent and poruspes you have almost no musicall talent at all - you are close to tone deaf, and can clear rooms very quick when you sing.

10 weeks or no reply

10 weeks or no reply and our algtrhyhm has conclude you are the musical equvaklemtn of an anemone or maybe some kind of spam bot just checkin the page out for security holes breaches.




 

FOR MANY PEOPLE MUSICL TALENT OPENS A GATEWAY TO A GREAT NEW LIFESTYLE AND HEALTH.  NOW YOU ARE JUST A FEW CLICKS AWAY FROM FINDING OUT HOW MUSICALLY TALENTED YOU ARE. JUST FOLLOW OUR SIMPLE INSTRUCTONS.

  1. 1)If you havent alredy got the soundcloud account, go an ser one up as you will need it for the TALENT TEST

  2. 2)Upload your sounds.

  3. 3)Bang a track into Piet Haag soundcloud dropbox

  4. 4)Let us do the rest


FAQ********

ITS AMAZIN - BUT HOW DOES IT WORK?

The Haag scale of music talent is a brand new psychotropicaly verifyed algorithm which uses advance techinques to work out your level of muscil talent reliaby.

HOW DO I INterPRET MY RESULTS?

Our advancd supercimputing facilities rival those at NASA. The system priorityase the best talent first. The quicker you get your result back the more musicl talent you have got. IF you get a reply back in say 3 weeks you are qwite gitfed, but if you dont get a reply back then maybe music is not for you at all

WHAT IF IM NoT TAELENTED?

DOnts worry. Their are lots of jobs in the music industry that don’t need musci talent at all. You can try sound engineering, conducting, A&R, tour mangering. And don’t forgetr their are lots of jobs that don’t involve music that you can probaby do.

RUBBISH

HOW Long did your talent test reply take?

talented

COULD YOU BE IN A GOOD POP BAND?